Amount of water it would take, per day, to support 4.7 billion people at the UN daily minimum: 2.5 billion gallons Amount of water used, per day, to irrigate the world’s golf courses: 2.5 billion gallons Average amount of pesticides used per acre, per year, on golf courses: 18.0 pounds Average amount of pesticides used, […]
Things I’d never thought I’d end up saying, #37
“Cell phones aren’t inherently evil.” Though it seems ironic, apparently cell phones are helping to “bridge the telephonic divide,” bringing rich and poor countries closer together when it comes to communication ability. In part this narrowing inequality has to do with the fact that cell phone towers are actually much cheaper to build than the […]
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Fun with Polls: Sex, the Media, and You!
Q: “In your view, does the entertainment industry need to make a serious effort to significantly reduce the amount of sex and violence in its movies, television shows and music, or don’t you think they need to do this?” Gallup Poll. Feb. 6-8, 2004. N=1,008 adults nationwide. MoE ? 3. Need To Don’t Need To […]
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Speaking of a wild sheep chase
(via the Guardian – photo-contest winner Steven Langdon with ‘Farewell My Lovely’; click on the link for a better look at the sheep and a short explanation)
https://www.swordbilled.com/speaking-of-a-wild-sheep-chase/
NEWSFLASH: CEOs PAID RIDICULOUS SUMS OF MONEY
Corporate Governance Experts: “Executive pay at U.S. companies is still out of control” Everyone Else (non-Experts): Tell us something we don’t already know.
https://www.swordbilled.com/newsflash-ceos-paid-ridiculous-sums-of-money/
The Top Ten Most Underreported Humanitarian Stories of 2003
A list put together by the folks at Médecins Sans Frontières. Includes a short description of each, from the ongoing problem of malaria in Africa (1-2 million lives a year, mostly children) to the continuing problem of violence in Somalia (of 800,000+ who fled in ’91 and ’92, at least half are still refugees, according […]
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Hostage
so a loaded toothbrushan electric oneis being held against my head, and I’m being told to brush. But not only must I brush, but I must enjoy doing it. I must fully and totally convince myself of the necessity, of the absolute enjoyment of the act, I must tell myself I am brushing my teeth […]
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This list will probably make no sense, and that is how it should be
Ingredients: Bates College, for, well, whatever; Rumor Vroom, for being so damn thoughtful; Running Dog (Don Delillo) and Another Roadside Attraction (Tom Robbins), for disproving that you can’t judge a book by its cover (caution: links do not lead to said covers, but to other covers for th’ same books); Various movies, for instance: Starship […]
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Irrelevance
So I hear 2004 has begun. I’m excited. No, not about new generations of petrochemical-based food wrap. No, not about new special-effects-studded blockbuster failures. No, not about new technological advances in underarm deodorant. Not about brilliant new television commercials. Not new state-of-the-art NASA-researched hybrid polymer-fabric textiles. Not fantastic retailing inroads. (I’m not sure what I […]
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Pizza, Pizza, Pizza!!! 2003
From a survey of Domino’s pizza delivery drivers: best pizza tip $$ nights of the year: 1. capture of Saddam Hussein 2. Madonna/Britney kiss most common fake names used: 1. Paris Hilton 2. John Ashcroft Other interesting facts gleaned from the survey: “people with “Dean for President” bumper stickers on cars in their driveways tipped […]
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