I keep forgetting about this. And it makes me happy, each time I remember.
Excerpt from the Prowl Log:
The ryghte hande man to Optimus Prime
was speciale agente Jazz, who time after timedisplayed a penchaunte for flayre and daring,
even when certayne defete was staringhim ryghte in his unflynching opticale visor
(whyche flashed like a houngry wolf’s incisor).
Much more where that came from. I heartily recommend you Check It Out.
(via the curiously inimitable tawnygrammar)