Everyone in this room is now dumber

A Billy Madison reference, from a judge.

(And no, the previous sentence isn’t really intended as any kind of statement. It simply follows the rule of: the unexpected is funny. Ha ha.)

(via The Smoking Gun)

No matter how hard you look

…you won’t find very much on the internet about the elusive “out-of-control doughnut trailer”, never mind how much danger it portends.

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(Above: helpful illustration)

Slugs 0, Spice 2

Think what you will; it’s hard to dislike an article that includes a chart with the title “Slugs and snails v sugar and spice”. Really. The article in the Economist looks at studies examining the differences between boys and girls, men and women, monkeys and monkeyettes. Some interesting, marginally inconclusive findings, all encompassed (mostly) by the subtitle: “Men and women think differently. But not that differently.”

(Economist: “The mismeasure of women.” [Aug 3, 2006].)

It’s so crazy, it just might work…

My Very Excellent Mother Could Just Serve Us Nuts, Pizza, Carrots ’n’ Xylophones!

…as a mnemonic to remember the new assortment of planetary bodies in the heavens.  Because everyone likes xylophones.

(NYT: “Planets Askew In Heavens, and Here on Earth, a Mess,” by Dennis Overbye [Aug 22, 2006])

Redefining ‘normality’

Dutch findings suggest one in 25 people regularly hears voices.

(BBC News: “Voices in the head ‘are normal'” [Sept 18, 2006])

The Science of Sleep (*****)

(2006) dir. Michel Gondry – w/ Gael García Bernal, Charlotte Gainsbourg, plus also Alain Chabat, Miou-Miou, Emma de Caunes, Aurélia Petit, Sacha Bourdo, Pierre Vaneck, Stéphane Metzger, Alain de Moyencourt, and so on.

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Synopsis: Any ‘plot summary’ you get is going to be deficient in some way; this is a movie that veers back and forth between the mundane and the serene, touching on both the surreal and the concrete with astonishing aplomb. It’s a movie that confuses dreaming and reality, but not in the tricksy way of a movie like Fight Club. The basis for the whole thing is Stéphane (Gael García Bernal) moving back home, getting a job, and falling for his next-door neighbor Stéphanie (Charlotte Gainsbourg), dreaming in-between and along the way.

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Review: This is one of the most gracefully heartfelt (and heart-breaking) movies I’ve seen in a long time. It’s by turns sweet and cruel, fantastical and earth-bound, heart-breaking and hopeful. In spite of the props and dream-sequences and sometimes goofy dialogue, this is an eminently believable movie: I didn’t get the sense of watching a movie, but of watching a story unfold, of seeing something actually happening. The things I saw happen made me wince, cringe, laugh, sigh, grin.

“The Science of Sleep”, for what it’s worth, is not an American film. It’s done by the fellow (Michel Gondry) who brought us “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”, but it’s light-years beyond that, if it’s even really fair to compare the movies. The people in this movie talk across languages and boundaries; they talk in French, English, Spanish, and a jumble in-between. The misunderstandings in this story come from barriers erected by language, emotion, manners, and chance. Stéphane tries to untangle these misunderstandings in his dreams. Whether or not he’s able to do this is maybe open to interpretation.

Stéphane and Stéphanie make things with their hands—crafts, gadgets, dreams—and this is how they relate to one another, and how they push forward even when they can’t relate. Imagination. Even the people around them, people you may not necessarily like, or sympathize for, prove to have their own creative sides, depths you didn’t expect them to have. This is a story that doesn’t try to explain so much as it tries to explore. It’s genuine, and tender, and harsh, and brittle, and confused, just like all the people populating its interior; just like life.

Rating: [•••••] out of [•••••]

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It should come as no surprise…

…to find a wealth of live music recordings on the Internet Archive. Nonetheless, I’m surprised. Can you see it? The surprise?

(I discover this through the back door, finding a concert of A Silver Mt. Zion via some web page–I’ve long since forgotten which–and then discovering, also, some Handsome Family stuff as well. At time of press not having explored any further.)

More mashup goodness

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The Kleptones bring you a discless two-disc mash-up extravaganza, downloadable in various formats and combinations from their web site.

(via BoingBoing from ages ago)

Have a craving for some Italian fiction with Paul Bunyan set in the Hamptons?

Too bad, probably. But go ahead and search FictionFinder anyway, just in case. An excellent searchable database put together by the Online Computer Library Center, FictionFinder lets you search (or browse) by character, setting, literary form, awards, and lots of other things, too. (Like author and title, for instance.) Not only that, but once you find what you’re looking for, FictionFinder lets you track it down at a library.

Edible Indeed

I’m hoping that the “practically” in this food encyclopedia’s title refers to the encyclopedia itself and not to the food, but
in any case, it’s a potentially useful resource.

Honestly, where else can you find out about the Nottingham Goose Fair, lingonberries, and spiny lobster–all in one place?

Nowhere, that’s where!  (And Wikipedia, perhaps, but then you have all that non-food information to wade through as well.  Who wants to do that?)