…but maybe you’ll wanna see it again, who knows. A live action interpretation of the Simpson’s intro that has to be seen to be believed, more or less.
You already saw this…
https://www.swordbilled.com/you-already-saw-this/
This is literally world-ending
Haha! Of course it’s not. But it is, well, interesting: now there’s a blog dedicated to rooting out (or at least pointing out) abuses of the word “literally.” It’s about time.
https://www.swordbilled.com/this-is-literally-world-ending/
Cheekiness gets you… bananas
Not particularly current or important, but curious and fun nonetheless:
In 1986, Silo (a chain of home electronics stores) ran a television commercial in 23 markets nationwide, offering stereos for “299 bananas.” They never thought anyone would take them at their word; after all, “banana” is a widely accepted, if playful, term for greenbacks. Who could possibly mistake one for the other? Thirty-two customers held the retailer to its unwitting word — they showed up bearing loads of the yellow fruit and demanding the store keep its end of the bargain.
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Each stereo was exchanged for $40 to $60 worth of bananas, and Silo took in a total of 11,000 bananas. Many of the bananas were donated to Woodland Park Zoo, but there were too many even for the hungry animals.
(Though how widely accepted, exactly, is the use of the word ‘bananas’ as a stand-in for ‘dollars’?)
(Snopes.com: “Banana Skinned.” [October 20, 2005])
https://www.swordbilled.com/cheekiness-gets-you-bananas/
AFI Top 25 Film Scores
Decided by a jury of 500-ish musicians and whatnot, via the American Film Institute.
- Star Wars – 1977 – John Williams
- Gone With The Wind – 1939 – Max Steiner
- Lawrence of Arabia – 1962 – Maurice Jarre
- Psycho – 1960 – Bernard Herrmann
- The Godfather – 1962 – Nino Rota
- Jaws – 1975 – John Williams
- Laura – 1944 – David Raskin
- The Magnificent Seven – 1960 – Elmer Bernstein
- Chinatown – 1974 – Jerry Goldsmith
- High Noon – 1952 – Dimitri Tiomkin
- The Adventures of Robin Hood – 1938 – Erich Wolfgang Korngold
- Vertigo – 1958 – Bernard Herrmann
- King Kong – 1933 – Max Steiner
- E.T. – 1982 – John Williams
- Out of Africa – 1985 – John Barry
- Sunset Boulevard – 1950 – Franz Waxman
- To Kill a Mockingbird – 1962 – Elmer Bernstein
- Planet of the Apes – 1968 – Jerry Goldsmith
- A Streetcar Named Desire – 1951 – Alex North
- The Pink Panther – 1964 – Henry Mancini
- Ben-Hur – 1959 – Miklos Rozsa
- On the Waterfront – 1954 – Leonard Bernstein
- The Mission – 1986 – Ennio Morricone
- On Golden Pond – 1981 – David Grusin
- How the West Was Won – 1962 – Alfred Newman
My question is: are there so few recent scores on this list due to a mathematical reason (more movies produced prior to 1980 than after), a quality reason (older scores simply better, on the whole), or an aging reason (a score needs to “age” before its impact can be accurately judged). No answers here.
https://www.swordbilled.com/afi-top-25-film-scores/
Weep and recall
Apparently, those who try to rein in their emotions at critical moments may fare poorly when it comes time to remember what it was they were trying to avoid bein’ all emotional about.
James Gross at Stanford University in California and Jane Richards at the University of Texas at Austin showed 57 volunteers a disturbing film about a surgical procedure, then asked them questions about their emotional state, how much effort they put into hiding their feelings, and their memory of events in the film.
They found people who made the most effort to keep their emotions in check had the worst recall for what they had seen.
This effect may not have as much to do with emotions as it does distractions, however; a second part of the study found no difference in people who tried to control their facial expressions vs. people who tried to distract themselves with other thoughts.
(NewScientist: “Stiff upper lips may impair memories.” [Sept 15, 2005])
https://www.swordbilled.com/weep-and-recall/
More 2005 lists
A bit past-due, I realize. But worth perusing. A list-of-lists, Fimoculous compiles links to lists of practically everything, best, worst, or otherwise. Top 10 kitchen utensils of 2005, 100 most annoying things, best serial dramas, best i-pod accessories… it’s all there. And more.
https://www.swordbilled.com/more-2005-lists/
Adding entirely new meanings to the word “parking”
In what seems to have been some sort of combination of performance art and environmental protest (maybe?), a group took a parking space in San Francisco, fed the parking meter, and transformed the space into a park of sorts. Tranforming a private space (parking space) into a public one (park… space).
Witness:
One of the more surprising parts of the project is that the group had absolutely no interference from authority-type figures.
The project website includes photos and text and such, as well as a handy how-to guide, should you feel compelled to re-create the experiment.
https://www.swordbilled.com/adding-entirely-new-meanings-to-the-word-parking/
Things you didn’t know
…last year, at this time; a list of 100 things, put out by BBC News Magazine. A sampling:
- Baboons can tell the difference between English and French. Zoo keepers at Port Lympne wild animal park in Kent are having to learn French to communicate with the baboons which had been transferred from Paris zoo. (#7)
- In America it’s possible to subpoena a dog. (#23)
- You’re 10 times more likely to be bitten by a human than a rat. (#52)
Lots more, obviously.
(BBC News Magazine: “100 things we didn’t know this time last year.” [Dec 30, 2005])
https://www.swordbilled.com/things-you-didnt-know/
Motorola of the Future-Past
Or would that be past-future? “Futuristic” adverts from roundabout the 60s, Motorola making your future-selves more leisurely fantastic comfortable. Fun.
(More descriptive, if you like: paintings commissioned by Motorola sometime in the 60s to, like, advertise, showcase, what-have-you.)
(via BoingBoing)
https://www.swordbilled.com/motorola-of-the-future-past/
Bestselling Books 1950-1998
Not totally up-to-date as far as the more recent years go (e.g., 2002), but interesting for the historical content, or something like that. 1981’s bestselling novel was by James Clavell, and the bestselling non-fiction book was a diet book. 1919’s bestselling novel was The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, by V. Blasco Ibanez (which, if you’re interested, you can read thanks to Project Gutenberg).
Bestselling info from Publisher’s Weekly, and hosted web-side by Publisher’s Lunch.
https://www.swordbilled.com/bestselling-books-1950-1998/