Wednesday Rundown

  • U.S. plans to test more thoroughly for BSE (mad cow disease), but ignores recommendations that might help to prevent it. Now 500,000 cattle will be tested instead of 40,000, which was the USDA’s previous plan—but cattle will continue to be fed chicken and ruminant remains, as well as “high risk cattle tissue,” i.e., cow brains. Go figure. (NewScientist, March 15)
  • “Britain’s ability to cope with a major terrorist strike was called into question today, as the commissioner of the Metropolitan police warned that such an attack was “inevitable” despite the best efforts of the security services.” (Guardian, March 16)
  • So we all know that, for instance, natural disasters increase a country’s GDP, right? That the economic muscle required to recover from an earthquake, for instance, makes the GDP look like it’s growing. But did you know that the Enron scandal also contributed to the GDP to the tune of $1 billion or so? A good story on the absurdity that is the GDP. (Alternet, March 16)
  • “‘He was just a rich kid who had no respect for other people’s possessions,’ said Mary Smith, whose family found damaged walls, broken furnishings and a chandelier destroyed after Bush left the house. A bill sent to collect the damages went unpaid, the family said.” (Birminham News, February 28, via Atrios)
  • Tom Tomorrow prints a very interesting e-mail from someone who’s maybe a little better positioned to comment on the Spanish tragedy than American news pundits. Namely, someone who lives there. It’s long, but very interesting. (This Modern World, March 16)

The Tooth Comes Out

Forensic odontologists come under fire—for inflating the accuracy of their bite mark matching in criminal trials.

What, you’ve never heard of forensic odontology? Well, read and learn.

(via NewScientist: “Bite-mark evidence can leave false impression,” by James Randerson [March 15, 2004])

Note: apologies for the title; it was too bad to pass up.

I have this idea for a great car… a great KILLER car!

Nicholas Turse provides an interesting look at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency’s foray into the natural sciences. It’s kinda interesting. Besides the weird science of remote controlled rats and bomb-sniffing bees, what’s most interesting about the article is what it brings to light about the unique tensions within the organization:

“[DARPA] is, perhaps, the most creative place in our vast government for a scientist who wants to stretch his or her mind in adventurous directions and be well paid to do so. If you have a wild idea, DARPA’s the place to try it out. There’s only one caveat — in one way or another most every project, however mind-stretching, invariably must end, directly or indirectly, in the incapacitation or death of future American enemies.” (emphasis added)

So: virtually unlimited freedom for the creative at heart (brain, whatever)—as long as they don’t mind that some day their creative project, their work of intellectual cunning, will be used (maybe) to kill someone. Or a whole bunch of someones.

(via MotherJones: “DARPA’s Wild Kingdom,” by Nicholas Turse [March 8, 2004])

Not exactly pro/con, but it’ll have to do

The Spanish election results are a good thing for the fight against terror

or…

The Spanish election results are a bad thing for the fight against terror, maybe.

An Interview With Chuck

Okay, so not exactly an interview, but an article in which he talks, a little bit. The article centers more or less around Chuck Palahniuk (for the uninitiated, that’s the author of Fight Club et al.) giving a reading in Las Vegas of a new short story he’s written. The short story’s name is Guts, and so far a total of 40 people have passed out during the reading. The article’s author says, “this is the literary salon as drive-by shooting.” It’s a fun article. Go ahead and read it.

(via Guardian: “I dare you” by Dan Glaister [March 13])

The Crying of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon (REVIEW)

I’ll admit it: I read this book because it’s short. Previously, I’d only read Pynchon’s Vineland, (which was good but not incontrovertibly spectacular, i.e., not enough to definitely convince me I needed to read more of T.P.’s books) and rather than take a stab in the dark at the mammoth Mason & Dixon (weighing in at some 700+ pages), I figured it would be better to take a chance on the paltry 150+ pages of The Crying of Lot 49. So. Here I am.

A blurb on the back of this book says something about “intricate symbolic order,” which means absolutely nothing to me. So I guess it could be telling the truth, but I wouldn’t really know. As far as order goes, the book is remarkably complicated. Especially considering the length. But it’s also about a worldwide conspiracy (maybe), so you have to figure that throws a stick in the cogs, makes things a little more complicated. And it stars (stars? features, maybe?) a woman named Oedipa Maas. It was basically a good read, you could say. I would say. Though I kept getting distracted whilst I was reading it, I’m not sure why. My one complaint was that, as soon as a particular vein of thought started to get interesting, the book shifted gears (my apologies to anyone who’s allergic to mixed metaphors). Which, the thing’s 150 pages and what can you expect.

Otherwise, entertaining and snappily satirical and all that jazz; good but definitely not a must-read. If you happen to like Pynchon, sure, go ahead and read it. If you have no idea who Pynchon is, all the better. Basically, if you happen to find yourself sitting on a bench (or chair, sofa, etc.) and reading this book, it won’t kill you to finish it. You might enjoy it, probably.

(Note: another complaint about the book, which really isn’t about the book so much as the reviewers, has to do with the phrase “tour de force,” which gets bandied about by the one reviewer. My complaint is mostly that I think it’s an atrocious word. I hate it. It means nothing to me. [I know what it means, sure, but it’s an empty word—weak and useless.] I wish people would stop using it.)

BREAKING NEWS: Rich Afforded Better Health

“Rich people are more likely to survive cancer than poor people in England and Wales, and the gulf in their life chances has been steadily widening, according to research released yesterday.”

How incredibly stunning.

(via the Guardian: “Rich benefit most from improved treatment of cancer, study claims,” by Sarah Boseley [March 10, 2004])

Mr. Potato Rats

Seth Stevenson attempts to answer questions that you probably (okay, definitely) do have about those Quizno’s Sub creatures. Like, What are they? (I honestly would have been content never knowing, but the explanation is strangely comforting.)

If you don’t want to bother reading the article, the answer—part of it, anyway— is that they’re Spongmonkeys. Although people have apparently called them everything from “drug-addled, castrato hamsters” to “hell lemurs,” so I’m guessing you’d be well within your rights no matter what appellation you’ve taken to calling them.

(via randomwalks via Slate: The Creatures From the Sandwich Shop, by Seth Stevenson [Feb 23, 2004])

Minority Report

(2002) Steven Spielberg – starring Samantha Morton, Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell, Max von Sydow, Lois Smith, etc.

Synopsis: You know the schtick: psychics help cops of the future prevent murders from happening. Then, surprise, maybe there’s something wrong with this system. Most of the story centers around a basically inexplicable murder that is predicted by the psychics (who are never wrong) and the fallibility of the system, those two things being related but in sometimes unexpected ways. Action, mystery, drama, etc., all of this cloaked in a noir style variant. And it’s the future, so there are excellent visual effects. Brilliant technology. And hopelessly annoying, personalized advertisements.

Review: A generally entertaining, sometimes thought-provoking, and almost always visually impressive film. Most of my major complaints (which—as such—don’t impact the movie too much) have to do with details left out of the film, and given its already above-average length (144 mins), are probably marginal (e.g., there are some scenes where a particular action is accomplished ‘too easily’, i.e., without us seeing how said act was accomplished, giving a kind of perfunctory feel to things). Minority Report’s biggest problem is its ending (which, interestingly, was the same problem that A.I. [another recent future-based Spielberg film] had). The last five to ten minutes, in fact. The problem being, they should’ve been left out. Sometimes closure is a good thing to offer; in a vaguely dystopian thriller-noir, it’s generally best to stay away from happy closure. It kind of puts a damper on the whole ‘gritty’ feeling you’re trying to instill in the viewer. Still, a fun time, with some interesting questions about the future.

Rating: [•••½] out of [•••••]

Etc.: On one hand, you almost hate to enjoy a movie that has $40,000,000 in its advertising budget alone (and another $100m+ in the production budget). On the other hand, a movie with that much money pumped into it damn well better be good. Ought to, anyway.

How about some grease to spice things up?

Compare/contrast:

US:

Saying overeating is a problem for individuals, not the courts, the House easily approved legislation on Wednesday to bar people from suing restaurants on the ground that their food makes customers fat. (NYTimes)

UK:

A tough action plan to tackle obesity and children’s diets was agreed by the Food Standards Agency yesterday. The plan includes new labelling to signpost the fat, salt and sugar content in foods. From next March, the FSA will test foods marketed to children and name those not meeting guidelines. (Guardian)